You know you're a hard-core beauty buzzer when...
-You know what Px Y/O means.
-You know what IMHO, PX, RO and MUFE all mean...and you can use them all in the same post.
-You can't find your keys and purse, but you know EXACTLY where you left your best lipstick.
-You can tell the new girl at the Lancome counter which drawer they keep the eyeshadows in.
-The MA sees you coming and rushes to the new lipstick she knows your gonna love......and you do, as well as 2 or 3 others...
-You are reading BB posts instead of watching re-runs of Third Rock from the Sun
-At the EL counter a fellow customer asks for info on Fruition and the MA just recites a whole load of babble and you butt in and the customer ends up buying the biggest bottle.
-Your checking out THE BOARD first thing in the morning before reading your e-mails!
-You wake up in the middle of the night on the sofa, and before you go up to bed you just have to sign on and answer this post!!
-You consult other hard core BB'ers about recs. and already know what you want from a line when You arrive at the counter.
-You go to the make up counter and start to teach the girls about their own products.
-You wonder why you have only one face.--one is not enough to try all items you have!!
-Your friends come to you for make-up rec. rather than go to the dept store
-You realize the makeup and technique to apply it on the covers of magazines
-BB is no longer short for Bobbi Brown, but for BeautyBuzz!!
-You know what xyz's new season's colors are before the MA
-Someone asks your recommendation for a product and you proceed to give 10 different examples
-You read the ingredient list and know exactly which items you are allergic to
-You know the knock-off color names better than their upper level equivalents!
-Your starting to dream about fellow buzzers that you have never even met or even know what they look like.
-You type in your password at work or email at home you start typing your BeautyBuzz password first.
-When you email or type at work you use * instead of double quotes.
-At work you log on to BB just to check *one last time* about a gazillion times a day.
-You find yourself late for work because you wanted to create the ultimate face of the day.
-You walk thru a department store cosmetics section saying 'done it', 'tried it', 'wore it', 'hate it', 'love it' until they throw you out.
-Your idea of 'downtime' is getting up from the screen to go to the bathroom.
-You know Rachel, Jimmy O, Chris the Girl, Maria (NAP) and Rose better than the people at Thanksgiving dinner.
-You save receipts so you can post what you bought!
-Your cat is totally jealous, meowing and meowing for attention.
-Your husband comes out of the bathroom with Queen Helene on a pimple
-Your husband can pick better products than most women
-You use the famous ** instead of quotes
-IMO is a new term of your vocabulary
-When your out, you examine all the colors so you can describe them if someone asks
-When you see someone who is so into makeup, you wonder if they are a buzzer
-You ever find yourself heisitant to use quotes when you write an e-mail
-You also study every person I see male/female and try to picture them with make-up that actually flatters and plucked brows and all.